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you know you're a part of GPCYG if...
2. Your fake Chinese accent is perfected.
3. Your family knows the staff of Pacific Buffet by name.
4. You know what F.O.B stands for.
5. You know the significance of "my haaasband has made a deeseeeeshion!" and "My name is Flowing Lily…in pink waters…cascading from the mountains, in the springtime…with eagles overhead!"
6. You've seen Victor Sung take off his shirt during a Youth Camp retreat.
7. You love the slapping game. (girls)
8. You hate the slapping game. (boys)
9. You're addicted to smashing up 2D mushrooms on Maple Story.
10. You agree that Terence looks like Jay Chou—even if you don't know who Jay Chou is.
11. Half the people you know clap on beats one and three instead of two and four.
12. You pose for pictures with peace-sign fingers and wide, cheesy grins.
13. You know all the kids from Northwest.
14. You make weird faces at cameras during mission trips.
15. You play piano, either violin or cello, and are taking Spanish in school.
16. You can play some sort of anime song by memory on said musical instruments (AKA piano, violin and/or cello)
17. You call everyone's parents "Ai-ee" or "Su-su".
18. You can do ninjutsu hand seals and regard Thursdays as "Naruto Day".
19. You've ditched Chinese School before—or at least tried to.
20. You refuse to watch dubbed anime because "it just isn't as good."
21. You know the difference between the Byakugan and Sharingan eyes.
22. You make paper ninja stars out of the bulletins during sermons on Sundays.
23. Rumors about your class's behavior scares off potential Sunday School teachers.
24. You've told Noelle an outrageous lie at least once—and she believed you.
25. You've cosplayed as an anime character for Halloween.
26. You have rows of shoes lined up next to your front door—or hanging on it.
27. You listen to Russell Peters and know every punch line by heart.
28. You bring homework to church to work on during sermons.
29. You email Pastor Larry strange pictures of animals for his sermons' slideshows.
30. You go to China King every Sunday after church—or eat in the cafeteria because it's only $2.00, despite how strange the food may look or taste.
31. You know about Kohei's infamous ski jacket and the time the youth group went hiking on a mountaintop without any water—in Arizona.
32. You've missed a week of Youth Group because you had an AcDec or Speech and Debate competition
33. Your summer vacations are always spent in Taiwan.
34. Being athletic means playing ping-pong or tennis.
35. You've nodded off numerous times during Sunday service and your friends just let you sleep through it.
36. You attend Corona, Chandler, or Hamilton High
37. You know that the words "Desert Vista" invoke a loud riot.
38. You have a strange obsession with either Japanese or Korean culture/people.
39. It is your life mission to find Kohei a girlfriend.
40. It is your second life mission to get Kohei to eat a donut.
41. You've harassed or yelled at Robin for ringing that obnoxious Chinese School bell.
42. You've been held captive at Babyland sometime in your life.
43. You consider purple aprons an important fashion accessory.
45. You play "Savage Women"—even though you know it's banned.
46. You've esacaped Kinman Chan and his golf cart on friday nights.
47. You've killed a plant before by stepping over the church flower beds.
48. You've stolen food from the Patchwork Sister's fellowship.
49. You know what's hidden behind the flag on the wall in the Youth Group room.
50. You've asked Kohei to translate at least one thing to Japanese.
51. You find refuge in the Boba Stand on hot summer days.
52. You argue that same-sex small groups lead to homosexuality.
53. You've broken at least one thing in the church.
54. You have been sent the toilet for time-out before.
55. You are aware of how unsanitary those big orange coolers are—but you still drink from them anyway.
56. You know that the reputations of Sunday School classes fluctuate by every other year.
57. You know that the Boba Stand workers refuse service to Canadians.
58. You try to sing as low as possible (and usually out of key) when someone has a birthday.
59. You are constantly warned about the cancerous ceilings, but you still continue to make it fall.
60. You constantly fight with your peers for Styrofoam cups on Friday nights to store up chips and cookies.
61. You've been invited on a date to McDonald's for a 'special talk with Larry'
62. You've hitched a ride on golf carts because it's "just too hard to walk."
63. You know the melody of the fishing-game music at the Harvest Festival by heart.
64. You've sneaked through an open window to get through locked doors.
65. You always sit in the roped-off pews in the sanctuary—even if there are 10 empty rows in front of you.
66. You sit and press refresh on your email inbox multiple times per hour during the summer in anticipation for new dodgeball chapters to be released.
67. You try to sit within peripheral view of the folks in the balcony.
68. You've danced on the balcony during Chinese School Graduations.
69. You know the songs the Tai-Chi class dances to by heart.
70. You can't wait to get your pennies on Chinese New Years.
71. You've hidden in a cupboard at least once in your life.
72. You've tried to keep yourself entertained watching the 3 channels on TV.
73. You find enjoyment by making the 7th graders cry in the induction ceremonies.
74. You've traveled as a pack to Water and Ice.
75. You often devise plans to avoid being seen by the guards in red-and-white vests.
76. Your class has been guilty of adjusting the classroom clock 5 minutes faster.
77. You argue that Chinese School doesn't exactly "keep the Sabbath Day holy".
78. You believe that the fire alarm is a safety hazard, because if there was a real fire at church, no one would pay attention to it.
79. Your younger sister (5 and under) has had a crush on Colin before.
80. You place your trust in God, Jesus, and Tiger Balm.
